Have you ever been to an art fair? Can you even afford to get into an art fair? Miriam Elia s proudly presents a handy and simple Art-Spotting-Guide.

Our fun guide covers everything from mannequins in shopping trolleys to poorly rendered artworks of the environmental apocalypse.There is so much to see, and with this I-SAW guide you can tick off every cliche you come across.

As you spot each of the trends pictured, you earn an I-SAW score for yourself.You'll find your score will quickly mount up, and when it totals 1,250 points you may award yourself the rank of CULTURALLY AWAKENED.